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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BELLS RINGING]
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Oh, if they ring those
little bells one more time,
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I'll wring
their little necks.
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Niles, they're
poor,
sick children
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who need our care
and compassion.
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[BELLS JINGLE]
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Enough with
the bells
already!
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We're not deaf!
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Until now.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, three kids sick,
all at once.
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I don't think
I can last much longer.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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Eventually, they'll either
go back to school or die.
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School.
Thank God for school.
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I need those seven hours
of personal time.
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I mean, how else can I continue
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to be the bright and vivacious
nanny that you all know and love
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if I have to spend all day
taking care of those kids?
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[BELLS JINGLE]
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All right, how do we feel?
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What took you
so long?
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Ice cream...
juice...
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I need the remote control.
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Toast in the shape
of a horsey.
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What kind of a horse is this?
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A gelding.
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Whenever I was feeling
a bit wonky,
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Mummy used to bundle me up
and seat me by the fire--
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not too close--
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and bring me tea and crumpets
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and little soldiers
cut out of toast.
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Niles, you know we love you.
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Don't share.
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Better you should remain
an enigma.
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Silly me.
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After sitting
through
endless stories
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about your
multifarious
relatives.
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Hey, only my Uncle Harvey
is multifarious...
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but when he sang
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow,"
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you'd swear Judy
was in the room.
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♪♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style
She had flair ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Suchjoie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl from Flushing
The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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Maxwell, I am terribly concerned
about the children.
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Oh, why, thank you, C.C.,
but it's only the flu.
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But if you catch it, who'll
I take to my sorority
reunion?
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Is that this weekend?
Let me see if I'm free.
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Maxwell, you tease.
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You wouldn't leave me hanging.
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No. We'd cut you down
in a week or two.
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I just can't
wait
to show you
off
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to all my old friends,
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with their handsome
doctor husbands
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and their
2.5 perfect children
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they juggled while
earning multiple PhDs.
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Oh, C.C., there's no need
to be jealous.
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You have
a successful career
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and, uh... and, um...
well, a successful career.
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Yes. How do you
balance them both?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Knock, knock.
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Were you just with the children?
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Yeah. Why?
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Mmm, Lysol...
my mother's fragrance.
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Can't be too careful.
Germs everywhere.
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Nobody touch me.
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We'll try
to restrain
ourselves.
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So, Maxwell,
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what do you think
I should wear
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to the reunion
Friday night?
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Well, uh, Miss Fine's clothes
always make a statement.
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Why don't you
ask her?
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Why don't I pop into K-mart
and pick something
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out of the Jaclyn Smith
collection?
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Meanwhile, she's making
millions of dollars...
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and they said Kate Jackson
was the smart one.
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Where are you going?
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My sorority reunion.
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Oh, reunions
are so much
fun.
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You get to see how old
everyone got,
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who's had face work,
who's not married.
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You'll be the belle of the ball.
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So, Miss Fine, are the children
feeling any better?
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Oh, yes,
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except for Gracie.
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I think I need to take her
to the doctor.
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Maybe we should call the doctor
and have him come to the house.
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This is New York.
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You couldn't get a doctor
to make a house call
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if your spleen was sitting
next to you on the couch.
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Miss Fine,
are you feeling all right?
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Oh, yeah. Ahem.
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Just a little frog in my throat.
No biggie.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ah, doctors'
scales
are always
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six and a
half
pounds over.
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Fran, how come they make you
wait so long?
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To give you a chance to stock up
on your beauty supplies.
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See, these are great
for astringent.
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Oh, these are excellent
for doing your cuticles.
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And these... well,
if I don't take them,
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I'm sure I'll regret it later.
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I'm scared.
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Oh, sweetie,
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there's nothing
to be scared about.
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[SCREAM]
Ah!
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Mommy, I don't want
a shot!
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I think I feel
better.
Let's go.
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Oh, honey.
Would you trust me?
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Believe me,
this is an absolute cinch.
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Just be glad
that you don't have stirrups
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like at my doctor.
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Your doctor has a pony?
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No, honey. These are for...
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Oh, never mind.
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You'll discover the joys
of womanhood soon enough.
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Hi, Gracie.
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I'm Dr. Link. I'm covering
for Dr. Sherwood.
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Don't worry.
I'm very gentle.
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Fran says I don't want
a gentle doctor.
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[WHISPERS]
That's gentile.
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Okay, Gracie.
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I want to hear
you breathe.
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Have you ever seen
a stethoscope?
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Have you ever been sued
for malpractice?
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Gracie...
You haven't, have you?
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We settled
out of court.
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Okay. I'd like to look
at your throat.
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Where are my...
tongue depressors?
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Uh... I may have one.
Oh... yeah. Here we go.
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Yeah, well, you never know
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when you're going to
run into Monty Hall.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, look at all these diplomas--
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Harvard, Yale, Columbia.
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Couldn't settle in, huh?
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Actually, I'm certified
in several specialties.
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Ohh... is there a Mrs. Link?
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We're divorced.
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Oh, so she's like
the missing link.
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Gee, that's a new one.
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Tough room.
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Okay, Gracie,
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can I get you
to open your mouth?
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Mm-mmm.
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Oh, come on, honey,
like this.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Okay, well,
you just have
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the tail end
of that nasty flu.
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You're going to be fine.
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You, on the other hand,
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you have
a nasty-looking throat.
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Oh, Doc, no.
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It's just
a little
tickle.
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Honestly.
I never get
sick.
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Healthy as a
horse.
Come on, Gracie,
let's get out of
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Say "ahh."
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Like this, Fran... Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Hmm...
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to take those tonsils out.
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Yeah, well, unless
you're talking about
dinner and dancing,
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they're not interested.
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I don't have a good feeling
about this place.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
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this is one of the top
medical institutions
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in the country.
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They've got
no padded hangers,
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no hair conditioner,
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not even
a little sewing
kit.
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But they do
turn down your bed
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and leave a Valium
on your pillow.
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Oh. All right.
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Brighton, get me some hangers
from the old lady.
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But she's asleep.
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So? She won't miss them.
Go. Grab.
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Fran, you know,
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you're only going
to
be here overnight.
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Listen,
this is the closest
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I'll ever get to
a large group of doctors.
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I promised my mother
I'd look my best.
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You know, Fran, you're being
really brave about this surgery.
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I'd be afraid I was gonna die.
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Aren't visiting hours
over for children?
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No one dies from
having their tonsils out.
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That's what they
told
my Aunt Pola.
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She went in for bursitis,
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but she developed
a bedsore
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that turned
into
phlebitis
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that caused
a massive
stroke.
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If they ever settle her case,
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she'll be the richest vegetable
in Bayside.
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Ooh, I love this
vest.
Can I have it...
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you know,
if you don't make
it?
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I'll leave it for you
in my will.
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If you haven't promised your
Reba McEntire CDs to anyone--
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Can't you all wait until
they hang the tag on my toe?
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Would you all
stop being so morbid?
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There's absolutely
no risk involved.
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Your life insurance
is paid up, isn't it?
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I'm Nurse Smith.
Get in bed.
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I'm not the patient.
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I know.
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Here. Sign these.
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What are they?
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Release forms.
Don't talk.
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That's
all it takes?
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I should have tried that
ages ago.
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Hey, what's this
about
complications?
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Oh, you know, in case
they leave in a sponge or...
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Oh, does that
happen often?
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I already retain water
two weeks out of the month.
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You're going to be
just fine.
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Visiting hours are over.
Say "goodbye."
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You mean "good night."
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Whatever.
I'm off in 15 minutes.
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Well, good night,
Miss Fine.
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Now, you get some rest,
and we'll be back
to see you
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before your operation
tomorrow.
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Good night.
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Good night, Fran.
Good night,
Miss Fine.
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Good night.
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Remember, afterwards, you
get all the ice cream you want.
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Swell. If I live, I'll be hippy.
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Here, Fran.
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I thought you might
want
someone to sleep with.
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Oh, how sweet...
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and look at his nice
furry back.
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You must come
from my neighborhood.
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Thank you, angel.
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You're going to be okay?
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Hey, what's my last name?
255
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,130
Fine.
256
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,276
So I'll be fine,
257
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,826
and I'll take good care
of Teddy too.
258
00:10:23,116 --> 00:10:25,346
Just try not to
drool.
He hates that.
259
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,220
Hey, listen, you,
260
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,430
if you think about
getting frisky during the night,
261
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,376
don't wake me.
262
00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:48,216
[SIGHS] I'm having
an operation tomorrow,
263
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:51,180
so I'm not allowed
to eat anything,
264
00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:53,266
but you go ahead.
265
00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:59,160
Mmm. Turkey.
266
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,270
I wonder if it's real
or pressed.
267
00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:05,370
Well,
maybe I'll just taste.
268
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:09,330
Oh.
269
00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:13,466
Ah, you're not
missing anything. No.
270
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,230
You know,
you're a great little listener.
271
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,266
When my mother
had her hysterectomy,
272
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,150
oh, did she have
a loudmouth roommate.
273
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,350
I swear, after one day,
274
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,203
she wanted to reach up
and yank it out herself.
275
00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:31,226
Oh, look.Hard Copy.
276
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:34,496
The Menendez boys.
277
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:35,250
Oh, you know,
I don't get it.
278
00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:37,123
They don't have the brains
to just leave home,
279
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,230
but they can figure out
280
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,376
how to put their pants on
over their shackles.
281
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,160
Let's see if I can get
some volume going here.
282
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,180
Hmm. This thing's not working.
283
00:11:58,416 --> 00:11:59,466
What's wrong with this?
284
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,660
[BEEPING]
285
00:12:06,266 --> 00:12:08,656
NURSE: What happened
in here?
286
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,480
Nothing, nothing.
I didn't do anything.
287
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,830
We were just talking.
288
00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:12,176
Her over there,
me over here
289
00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:13,376
with all this space
in between us
290
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,416
and then all of a sudden,
all hell broke loose.
291
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:18,830
Excuse me, sir.
292
00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:20,146
When you get a chance,
I could use a remote.
293
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,200
And finally,
294
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,503
"do you ever lead a man on"
295
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:36,830
"with no intention
of following through?"
296
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,126
Oh, never.
297
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,180
Well, occasionally.
298
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:45,483
All right, always. Always.
299
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,500
Oh, never. Who's going to know?
300
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,100
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
301
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,173
Come in.
302
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,430
Oh, good. She's alive.
303
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,366
Sure. They haven't
cut her open yet.
304
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,470
Yeah, and
that's
where things
305
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,160
can go really wrong.
306
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,300
One slip
of that scalpel
and--
307
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,183
oh, I'll tell
you
later.
308
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,216
All right, you've seen her.
She's fine. Let's go.
309
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:11,250
Oh, Miss Babcock.
You look gorgeous.
310
00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:14,423
Much too young
to be going to a reunion.
311
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:17,500
Of redwoods, maybe.
312
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:21,126
Dear Niles.
Always so
witty.
313
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,226
Especially
for a
servant.
314
00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:24,416
At least
when I offer something,
315
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,500
people take it.
316
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,396
C.C., aren't you going to wish
Fran good luck?
317
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:33,233
Oh, all right.
318
00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,176
Nanny Fine,
319
00:13:35,216 --> 00:13:37,366
I know you're scared now,
but just remember,
320
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,380
when you wake up from surgery,
321
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:41,326
you'll find that
the excruciating agony
322
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,096
of an adult
tonsillectomy
323
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:46,833
is far worse
than anything you can imagine.
324
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,826
Good luck.
325
00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:49,426
I'm out of here.
326
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:51,996
Oh, no, Miss Fine.
327
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,280
Wo-- would it
make you feel better
328
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,316
if we stayed
through the surgery?
329
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:58,230
Oh, no. She's a big girl.
She doesn't need us to stay.
330
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:00,366
Sure she does.
331
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,400
Well, where are those parents
you're always babbling about?
332
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,433
They happen to be
on their annual pilgrimage
333
00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:07,656
to the Holy Land.
334
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,380
Jerusalem?
335
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:11,226
Miami.
336
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,446
Maxwell...
337
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,250
Who's more
important,
me or the nanny?
338
00:14:17,283 --> 00:14:20,173
[HUMS THEME FROM
JEOPARDY!]
♪♪ Da-bum-bum-bum ♪♪
339
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,420
♪♪ Bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-ba-da-da-dum ♪♪
340
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,150
C.C.,
for heaven's sake.
341
00:14:26,183 --> 00:14:27,473
She's going
into surgery.
342
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,160
You go on.
I'll catch up later.
343
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,300
I can't show up
without an
escort.
344
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,163
Why don't you just inflate one
like you usually do?
345
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:44,496
And these are
my beautiful
twins
346
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:45,370
playing with
me
at work.
347
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,220
Thank God
NASA has daycare.
348
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,120
So does the U.N.
349
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,330
You know, my little Boutros
350
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:54,166
can say "jungle gym"
in 12 languages.
351
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,320
C.C., does your
employer
provide day care?
352
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,660
Well, actually,
I don't have any children yet.
353
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,250
Ohh.
Ohh.
354
00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:06,473
But you are married?
355
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,276
Well, not yet.
356
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:11,476
Ohh.
Ohh.
357
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,500
Okay now.
Just relax
358
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,300
and count backwards
from 100.
359
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:27,660
One hundred... 99...
360
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,120
[SLURS] 98...
361
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:34,830
♪♪ 97 bottles of beer
On the wall ♪♪
362
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:35,476
Quick! I've got
the release forms.
363
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,320
You take the pen.
364
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,403
You sure
this is legal?
365
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:41,353
Oh, we always get them
this way.
366
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,330
♪♪ 96 bottles ♪♪
367
00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:47,476
Oh no! I've lost the children.
368
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,300
Shh!
Don't tell Mr. Sheffield.
369
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,183
It's all right,
Miss Fine.
370
00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:55,296
The children
are having dinner
371
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,403
in the cafeteria.
372
00:15:56,433 --> 00:16:00,123
Oh, I hope they don't
order turkey.
373
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:02,270
It's pressed.
374
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,250
She's, uh,
dead to the world.
375
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:07,833
Oh, I'm dead?
376
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,396
Oh, that's so sad.
377
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,330
I want Maggie
to have all my clothes,
378
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:17,826
And I want
Gracie
379
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:19,196
to have all
of my Barbie
dolls.
380
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,273
About your Reba McEntire CDs--
381
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,380
Niles!
382
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,326
Bad form, old man.
383
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,166
Sorry, sir.
384
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,160
Beep beep.
385
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,123
Chester Meffield?
386
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:34,250
Oh, I believe
that's you,
sir.
387
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:37,153
[SLURS] Chester Meffield.
388
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:40,383
I want you to have...
389
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,366
me.
390
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:45,326
[KISSING NOISES]
391
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,150
All set?
Where's my pen?
392
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:55,173
Here she blows.
393
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,280
Surprised she hasn't
taken her own tonsils out.
394
00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:00,216
[LAUGHS]
Ah ha.
395
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,370
All right,
come on, young lady.
396
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,330
We'll have you eating ice
cream
before you know it.
397
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,180
Oh, ah, Doctor,
398
00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:07,466
perhaps
while you're in there,
399
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,500
if it's not much trouble,
400
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,280
you could have a look
at her adenoids?
401
00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:12,476
Why? Do they bother her?
402
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,400
Well,
not so much her...
403
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,003
We, um,
have a
theory
404
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,100
that perhaps
something's
loose
405
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,223
in there.
406
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,180
Yes.
Anything that jiggles,
407
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,166
tighten it up.
408
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,200
Well, off you go.
409
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,303
Chester Meffield.
410
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,423
Yeah, everything
is going to be just fine.
411
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:31,250
Don't you worry.
I'll be here when you wake up.
412
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,453
Chester Meffield,
413
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,373
I love you.
414
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,096
C.C., darling,
415
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,333
please join us.
416
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:54,326
Your Maxwell
has obviously been detained
417
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,320
by something more important.
418
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,120
Oh, he'll be here any minute.
419
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,170
He adores me,
420
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,400
absolutely worships
the ground I walk on.
421
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,203
So I guess this evening
422
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,353
he'll be
worshipping
from afar?
423
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,380
You know, I think it's so nice
that you two are still friends.
424
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,226
I thought you'd
never forgive her
425
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:17,656
after that weekend in Barbados
with Bill.
426
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,150
[GASPS]
427
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,103
My Bill?
428
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,153
I thought you knew.
429
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:24,203
Oops.
430
00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:34,183
You know, if you
squeeze this IV,
431
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,416
blood comes out
of the old lady
432
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,430
and into the bag.
433
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,326
Brighton.
434
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,200
Just a theory.
435
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,323
She came through just fine.
436
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,230
She'll be up
in a couple of minutes.
437
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,316
Oh, splendid news.
438
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,330
Oh, by the way, uh...
439
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,370
her adenoids
are quite remarkable.
440
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,480
I'd remove them,
441
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,350
but I'm afraid
her head might cave in.
442
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,220
All right, children.
Off you go.
443
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,370
Down to the gift shop
and get some flowers.
444
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,320
And I think
she wants some candy.
445
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,350
And aPlayboy.
446
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:05,116
It was worth a shot.
447
00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,153
Niles?
Sir?
448
00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:09,403
I didn't want to say anything
in front of the children,
449
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,303
but I am worried
about Miss Fine.
450
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,153
But the doctor
said she was all
right.
451
00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,163
Well, not that.
452
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,130
Oh, good God, man.
You heard her.
453
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,226
She's in love with me.
454
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,156
Oh, sir,
she was a bit
woozy.
455
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,180
I wouldn't
take it
seriously.
456
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:22,226
But I must.
Poor little thing,
457
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,656
pining away
all this time,
458
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,400
and I never
even noticed.
459
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,453
I should have seen
the signs, I suppose,
460
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,430
but I always thought of her
as just the nanny.
461
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:33,126
Well, a wonderful nanny,
to be sure.
462
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,466
Loving and wise
in her way.
463
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,500
Funny and sweet.
464
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,280
But just the nanny.
465
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,116
Well, exactly.
466
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,450
Oh, this is
all so awkward.
467
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,153
Not that I can blame her,
really.
468
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:49,333
I suppose she was
just... dazzled.
469
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,300
You are quite a catch, sir.
470
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,233
Oh, the last thing
in the world I want
471
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:54,326
is to hurt her.
472
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,326
I--I--
473
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,830
I just hope I can
let her down gently.
474
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,350
I love you.
475
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,396
I love you too.
476
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,160
She was
the most popular girl
477
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,370
in Recovery.
478
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:18,160
Hey, Skinny. I love you too.
479
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,270
I don't want
to hear it.
480
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,330
Not a word, sir.
481
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:24,196
Excuse me.
482
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,233
[LAUGHING]
483
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,300
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
484
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,483
C.C.,
I am so sorry I'm late.
485
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,150
Mmm.
486
00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:42,173
The surgery took a lot longer
than I was expecting,
487
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,500
but I'm here now
and ready to dazzle them.
488
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,370
Everyone,
489
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,100
I want you to
meet
the light of my
life,
490
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,333
Maxwell Sheffield.
491
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,450
Mucho Gusto, señor.
492
00:20:57,483 --> 00:21:00,283
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
493
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:07,380
[SNEEZES]
494
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:10,326
Ohh. Uh.
495
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,266
Would you care for some tea?
496
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,333
Ice cream?
497
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,416
Coming right up.
498
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:22,196
Now what?
499
00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:24,283
I need a pot of tea,
properly strained,
500
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,996
and Miss Fine
requires more ice cream.
501
00:21:29,383 --> 00:21:32,233
With sprinkles,
yeah, yeah.
502
00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:33,446
God.
503
00:21:33,483 --> 00:21:35,483
Whose idea was it to give them
those bells, anyway?
504
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,296
So, Nanny Fine.
505
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,303
Cat got your tongue?
506
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,120
Oh, this is a dream come true.
507
00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,370
I feel like I have died
and gone to heaven.
508
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,450
I have
that dream
too,
509
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,353
but you go in
the other
direction.
510
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,330
So, Nanny Fine,
511
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,180
let's have
a little chat.
512
00:22:02,216 --> 00:22:03,396
Oh, I forgot.
513
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,353
You can't talk,
can you?
514
00:22:06,483 --> 00:22:09,373
Well, I guess for once,
you'll just have to listen.
515
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,500
[CROAKS]
Oh, that's
okay.
516
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:32,300
You can
just hold
it.
517
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,223
Here.
518
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,380
It's good
to soak your
feet.
519
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,400
Very fashionable.
520
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,380
What are you going
to do with that?
521
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:49,326
I thought I'd make
it
into a nice lamp.